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thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

devotionaura:

everyone watch this video of my dog gettin embarrassed that i caught him singin

A Proposed General Rule about Pictures of Naked People

fishingboatproceeds:

I mean, I’m not saying that we can enforce this as law or anything. I also might be wrong about this. But:

Just as a general rule, I feel like we should not look at pictures of the breasts or genitalia of people who would rather we not look at pictures of their breasts…

dimpleforyourthoughts:

sometimes you go to the gym and do a nice easy paced workout to bubblegum pop thinking you’ll burn a few dozen calories

and then other times you fucking shred on that elliptical for a full 60 minutes blasting beyonce imagining what it will feel like to crush a man’s head between your thighs of steel

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection