hi i'm amanda and i like coffee and baked goods we should be friends



the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people


everyone watch this video of my dog gettin embarrassed that i caught him singin

A Proposed General Rule about Pictures of Naked People


I mean, I’m not saying that we can enforce this as law or anything. I also might be wrong about this. But:

Just as a general rule, I feel like we should not look at pictures of the breasts or genitalia of people who would rather we not look at pictures of their breasts…


sometimes you go to the gym and do a nice easy paced workout to bubblegum pop thinking you’ll burn a few dozen calories

and then other times you fucking shred on that elliptical for a full 60 minutes blasting beyonce imagining what it will feel like to crush a man’s head between your thighs of steel


I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection