hi i'm amanda and i like coffee and baked goods we should be friends

 

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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Just because you miss someone, it doesn’t mean you should go back to them. Sometimes you have to just keep missing them until you wake up one morning and realise that you don’t anymore.

You only missed my voice
when nobody else called you.

Y.Z, A ten word story on being a second choice (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: rustyvoices)

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

17yr:

“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”

kinda want to kiss you kinda want to punch you in the face